Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:35 am
The selection at Fry's is good enough I reckon. Not too happy about their adherence to posted hours though-of the four times I stopped by they were closed once without explanation.
I had to shop for materials to repair/remodel a house, and the despot was sowrt on everything except drywall. BTW, I've heard that they are deliberately stocking bastard sizes to trap customers with goods incompatible with other brands (roofing, fence posts).
As for RS, now that I've moved to Morton I see that they've taken over Stan's barber shop. I may have the name wrong...
The story of Stan's:
One day I decided that I needed a haircut. There were no/few hair stylists available in redneckistan so I went with a barber. There were two (now one) barbers in town- one has a knife shop with a barber's chair, the other has a fishing tackle shop with a barber's chair.
I had already been to the knife shop once, and the propietor stated upon my entry that he didn't do "styles"- but he was sompetent with clippers. Stan gave no such disclaimer. I requested a trimming, and when he claimed he was done I examined his handiwork and was appalled.
I was at a loss of adjectives when looking in the mirror. Even in poor light the aberrations couldn't be ignored. If I were the hybrid offspring between Medusa and a serrated mop I might not have noticed, and it might have been an improvement upon a failed attempt to cut blackberries and rusty barbed wire with a rabid chainsaw. Alas, about 60% of my scalp had the hair more or less trimmend to one inch, the rest was an assortment of miscut and uncut patches up to five inches long (curly and now tangled). I have never done so badly trimming my own hair, and anyone could have done better with a hack saw.
Anyways, the local RS sells cellular telephones and fishing tackle. No hair cuts.
I had to shop for materials to repair/remodel a house, and the despot was sowrt on everything except drywall. BTW, I've heard that they are deliberately stocking bastard sizes to trap customers with goods incompatible with other brands (roofing, fence posts).
As for RS, now that I've moved to Morton I see that they've taken over Stan's barber shop. I may have the name wrong...
The story of Stan's:
One day I decided that I needed a haircut. There were no/few hair stylists available in redneckistan so I went with a barber. There were two (now one) barbers in town- one has a knife shop with a barber's chair, the other has a fishing tackle shop with a barber's chair.
I had already been to the knife shop once, and the propietor stated upon my entry that he didn't do "styles"- but he was sompetent with clippers. Stan gave no such disclaimer. I requested a trimming, and when he claimed he was done I examined his handiwork and was appalled.
I was at a loss of adjectives when looking in the mirror. Even in poor light the aberrations couldn't be ignored. If I were the hybrid offspring between Medusa and a serrated mop I might not have noticed, and it might have been an improvement upon a failed attempt to cut blackberries and rusty barbed wire with a rabid chainsaw. Alas, about 60% of my scalp had the hair more or less trimmend to one inch, the rest was an assortment of miscut and uncut patches up to five inches long (curly and now tangled). I have never done so badly trimming my own hair, and anyone could have done better with a hack saw.
Anyways, the local RS sells cellular telephones and fishing tackle. No hair cuts.