uh oh... its serious....

[frhrwa]

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.<p>2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

[Vincent]

<p>My Physics teacher is always telling jokes like that. <p>I made up my own, but now I can't remember it. That's probably good.

[L. Daniel Rosa]

Two coefficients were sitting at a bar. One said "Don't look now, but my x just arrived."

[rshayes]

"Have you heard about Cauchy's dog. He leaves a residue at every pole."