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Gary
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Re: News Flash

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Its been around. I googled and found:<p>Reward Offered (.) A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of Hopalong Capacity. This unrectified criminal escaped from a Weston Primary cell, where he had been Clamped in Ions awaiting the Gauss chamber.
He is charged with the induction of an 18 turn Coil named Milli Henry, who was found Choked and robbed of valuable Joules. He is armed with a Carbon Rod and is a Potential killer. <p>Hopalong Capacity is also charged with driving a DC motor over the Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the Band Pass. If encountered he may offer Series Resistance. <p>The Electromotive Force spent the night searching for him in the Magnetic Field where he had gone to Earth. They had no success and believed Capacity returned Ohm via a Short Circuit. He was last seen, riding a Kilocycle with his friend, Eddy Current, who was playing "Ohm on the Range" on his Harmonic.<p>...from the a posting on the USENET newsgroup sci.electronics.repair by Bob Parker ([email protected])
also: http://www.repeater-builder.com/humor/b ... humor.html
http://www.rfcafe.com/miscellany/humor/ ... ffered.htm
http://lists.contesting.com/archives/ht ... 00668.html
http://www.k6aa.org/images/2005_01_January.pdf
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